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How to be a normal person
Rochester students aren't always the most socially proficient. This handbook will help you learn to interact with actual human beings! Read More
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A bottle’s tale
Hey, you up there! I've been stepped on long enough. I'm ready to be listened to for once! Read More
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STEM students declare war
Pumpkin cannons pointed at the Drama House, STEM students were ready to take the humanities students down a notch. Read More
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Greek Life to return to its roots
After review by the University’s Interfraternity Council, Greek Life has decided to return to its humble roots. Read More
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Yellowjacket Nests Banned as Decorations
The administration-backed initiative to ban the nests finally passed last week, despite stiff opposition from students. Read More
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Pawlicki hopes to regain ‘Most Reviled’ title
“Last week I was still considered the most repugnant person on campus. Now? I can’t even get sneered at in the hallway.” Read More
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The difficulties of living in Genesee Hall
You would think Genesee Hall to be perfect, but it actually has more problems than any of the others. Even the freshman quad. Read More
D-Day
D-Day outdoes D-Day
"It was quiet until 8:00 a.m., when a distant rumble suddenly became an overwhelming earthquake and a barrage of students seized the area.” Sound like 1945? It was actually last Friday. Read More
Mel Sauce
Mel Sauce for President
In a political era that some have taken to calling “The Year of the Unnaturally Orange,” the Melanie Sauce's insurgent campaign may just have a shot. Read More
SA
Failed SA prank angers students
Students were left reeling last Sunday in the wake of an April Fools’ Day prank gone wrong. Read More
