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A reply to the man who is stranded on a boat: I found your letter
A reply to lost-at-sea Herman's letter. Read More
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‘Indie’ kid gets WRUR show
Otto Miyazo is "indie with an edge", and he's now got his own radio show. Read More
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M. Night: accidental master of meta
"After Earth", an inadvertent masterpiece of postmodernism? Read More
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Poll finds more students wear CT than read CT
An internal Campus Times poll conducted campus-wide has revealed “startling” information about the changing nature of news in the 21st century. According to the poll, the majority of the wearership of CT issues comes from the sororities and fraternities on campus. According to anonymous sources, members of an unnamed sorority enjoy “getting crafty and dressing […]
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Starbucks to add ‘ambient’ lighting
Sunday morning, UR’s Starbucks representative, Ven T. Verona, announced that Starbucks would be removing the lights found in their Wilson Commons location to “embrace an ethos that is spreading across America”. Starbucks is of course referring to the outbreak of so-called “boutique coffee shops” known for their “adorably” small servings and dimly lit, homey cafes. […]
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Objective study finds that UR Concerts has worst musical taste on campus
An objective study released by the Office of the Dean of Students asserts that UR Concerts, the student organization whose role is to bring musical performers to campus, has the worst taste of any funded group by the UR Student Association. The study’s objectivity was authenticated by the Office of Fraternity and Sorority Affairs Tuesday […]
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‘Rochester Goggles’, innovating education
When I came to the UR as a freshman, I was presented with the theory of “Rochester Goggles”, a concept which spawned from the lack of attractive students at the University. The theory states that once a student has been at the school long enough, they adorn their own figurative pair of Rochester Goggles and […]
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Campus Times receives ‘award’
Early Monday morning, UR President Joel Seligman announced that the Campus Times had received “an award.” Though the award credits all the sections of the paper, it highlights the CT’s pitch-perfect ethics and opinions section. The award also credits various editors, who remain unnamed, for not including header lines on the tops of their pages. […]
