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• Farewell transmission — May 11, 2020
• Meridians seen wandering deserted River Campus may be ghosts — May 11, 2020
• I am braver than any U.S. Marine for reading the Humor Editor email archives — Apr 20, 2020
• UR student stuck at Whipple Park Blue Line stop for over a month — Apr 12, 2020
• UR seniors excited to watch virtual commencement with their parents, painfully hungover — Mar 29, 2020
• CS class becomes sentient after move to Zoom, immediately starts watching porn — Mar 22, 2020
• Stop settling for ‘relatability’ in art and seek out the weird — Feb 23, 2020
• Eastman statue cries tears of blood, screams “Retribution will come when least expected” — Feb 23, 2020
• MERT reports ‘690 percent’ increase in penis injuries on Feb. 14 — Feb 16, 2020
• The wolf t-shirt you got from the cousin who likes magic tricks and theme parks — Feb 9, 2020