Billy Mehalick ’08″When you’re in a really dark room and there is a mirror in it and then you see yourself. Well, mirrors in general.”

Tamara Parker “That we pick the wrong president. I don’t trust either of them.”

Kate Czarniak ’06″Midgets, because I had a dream once when one chased me with a knife.”

Ryan Circh ’07″Coach Acquarulo. Have you seen the guy before? Enough said.”

Hiatt Zhar ’06″Bugs. They’re annoying, I want to step on them and I’m Buddhist too.”

Zoe Sylvester ’05Micky New ’05″Halloween candy thathas been poisoned by perverts.”



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