Chump Change

Please don’t ask me to do a skate trick when I can barely make it down the Genny hill on my flimsy-ass board, already late for lecture. Read More

Chump Change

The ’Jackets had some great finishes in the relays and individual events, with the women and men finishing primarily first and second in most of their high scoring events. Read More

Chump Change

The University will grant full legal, medical, and disciplinary amnesty from any wrongdoing they could commit on the sole condition that they write an essay afterward. Read More