I’ve had enough of the PDA in Gleason!

I’m tired of trying to do work while the couples next to me flirt at each other without a care in the world. There is no coolness in that.

Notes by Nadia: The joys of college

My most favorite part of being a college student is delaying the inevitable: becoming an actual adult.

Letter to the Editor: Regarding Gilbert being a non-Euclidean space

Gilbert just loops when one enters the stairwells. The next floor you find is one of the same four floors with occasional derivatives.