UR scored first when graduate student attacker Emily Schillinger scored unassisted in the first period with 13:24 left. UR would outscore Nazareth 5–2 in the first.

UR outscored Nazareth 5–1 in the second, with two goals from sophomore attacker Alyssa Gorny and first-year attacker Anna Rogers each, and one from senior midfielder Grace Crochiere.

Schillinger and Gorny scored again in the third, along with first-year defender Jenna Ufberg, en route to a 3–1 advantage in that period. 

Junior co-captain attacker Gracie Giannettino scored twice in the fourth, along with senior attacker Zoe Sullivan and senior midfielder Regi Merkin. 

Giannettino’s four goals –– two in the first and two in the fourth –– gave her 100 for her collegiate career. 

Tuesday’s game put UR at 9–7 and Nazareth at 6–9.

UR will play their final regular game at Union College Saturday whilst they await the playoffs. 



This is not a joke.

This is not a joke. This is no laughing matter. It’s not intended to be funny or perhaps even humorous. I’m serious in everything that I’m saying right now.

Dedicated to everyone in the movie theater who laughed at “The Substance”

“The Substance”, though quite effectively campy and satirical at times, is not a comedy.

I do, I don’t, I really don’t: The Marriage Pact story

Once again, if there’s anything I’ve learned, it’s that this school is goddamn tiny, and do you really want to marry anyone you took Calculus with?