Sagittarius (Nov. 22?Dec 21) ? Very good things are approaching your horizons. Sit back and be patient, you won’t benefit by trying to rush things.

Capricorn (Dec. 22?Jan. 19) ? You may be feeling overwhelmed with work right now, but if you plan your time you can get everything done. Don’t get discouraged, just keep plugging away at it.

Aquarius (Jan. 20?Feb. 18) ? The break sure was fun, wasn’t it? Unfortunately, your brain hasn’t come off the break. Don’t slack off too much, you’ll regret it in the upcoming weeks.

Pisces (Feb. 19?March 20) ? You are a dedicated friend and lover. Know that you are always appreciated, even if it’s not always said out loud.

Aries (March 21?April 19) ? Hey Ram, your aggressive nature may get you in a little trouble this week. Keep your temper in check, and try and stay out of trouble.

Taurus (April 20?May 20) ? Why so gloomy? Lately you’ve been feeling like nothing’s been going your way, but life really isn’t so bad. Look around, and appreciate the good things you’ve got.

Gemini (May 21?June 21) ? You’ve got it. For so long your self-image was suffering, but you’ve finally realized that there’s much more to who you are than what’s on the outside.

Cancer (June 22?July 22) ? Stressed? I could tell, and so can everyone else. Don’t vent your frustrations on innocent bystanders, instead try going for a run or any other activity that will release that negative energy.

Leo (July 23?Aug. 22) ? You’re homemaker tendencies are on overload as the holiday season approaches. Go with it, your friends would love some homemade treats or a hand knit scarf.

Virgo (Aug. 23?Sept. 22) ? Is it looking like you’re going to end the year alone? Not for long. Keep your eyes open, a special person will soon appear to you. Then, go for it!

Libra (Sept. 23?Oct . 22) ? It’s time to get a little perspective. Yes, life has been tough for you lately, but it could be a lot worse. Count your blessings and get into the spirit of the season.

Scorpio (Oct. 23?Nov. 21) ? Damn, you look good. You’re hard work has paid off, and people are starting to notice you. Just don’t get an ego, a swelled head doesn’t compliment a buff body.

(If you actually believe this, you’ve been spending too long in the musty library stacks. This is not to be taken seriously.)



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