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Chris Horgan
Thanksgiving from the perspective of a turkey
Alright, I get it. It’s that time of year again and it looks as if it is all going to end for me. Last year, my fellow turkeys and I bought deer costumes to wear in order to disguise ourselves during hunting season. It didn’t end well. I would like to make some suggestions to […]
Chris Horgan
10 ways to make politics better
1. Make Obama follow through with the change thing. Yesterday, I was at the Pit, and I was short 30 cents for my salad – where was Obama to provide the change? Also, change ObamaCare to ObamaCares – it just sounds less like caveman. 2. Instead of making students take the SAT’s to get […]
Chris Horgan
Some ways to make your losing NFL team better
We are midway through the NFL season and some teams are not doing so well. Here are my suggestions to help those teams tackle their problems. 1. Hire Shakespeare as your offensive and defensive coordinator. If you want to win, you need creativity to keep the other team guessing. Who better to write and call […]
