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O'Brien excites viewers
When I was little I used to think of reasons for an extended bedtime. The best one I could think of was the privilege to watch late night television. "Daddy, I want to watch the great comedians that inhabit the realm of late night television. I would like to laugh so hard that my pants […]
From the Editor: Claim ownership of the news
"Join the Campus Times."Past members of CT staff have used the phrase as a scapegoat to deal with criticism of the paper. True, editorial staff members understand the time and work that goes into maintaining a writing staff, editing articles and laying out each page, but realistically, one reader with a specific complaint is not […]
Men's XC departs SUNY with third
The Yellowjackets knew their trip to SUNY Geneseo was going to be a tough one, but they proved they were up to the test when they ran their strongest race of the season.On Saturday, the men's cross country team participated in their biggest and most competitive meet yet. They competed in a field of extremely […]
Off-campus living casts roles
When it's cold outside, your room is warm. All those living in the dorms have got us beat there. Living off campus, we freeze our asses off the whole winter. You don't have to pay for heating and you don't have to trudge through the snow to get to class in the morning. Well, at […]
Courtship secrets amaze
I have learned many important things in college, but I think the most crucial thing I've observed is the importance of the first month of school to that classic collegiate interest - finding booty. During this time, the college campus seems to transform into one giant street corner - upon which everybody is either selling […]
Horoscopes
Aries (March 21-April 19) - If you find a four-leaf clover, dry it, press it and turn it into a necklace. Do this because the week after is going to suck, and you're going to want that luck with you. Taurus (April 20-May 20) - So what! So what? So what. Do what you're told […]
Get to know me: Mona Koda
Who is she? Mona Koda is a senior who is a dual major in chemistry and Japanese. She was born in our very own Strong Memorial Hospital, but has traveled the northeast coast quite extensively. She, along with other students, has started one of the newest groups on campus, Yosakoi. After performing at both the […]
Sex and the CT: Abusive relationship scars masculinity
My girlfriend is always ragging on me and it makes me feel like crap. I would love to get her to stop but I don't want to sound like a wimp. She can be really mean and I'm afraid if I tell her how I feel it will only get worse. I really don't want […]
Rare books exposed
If the different libraries at UR were teenagers in high school, Rush Rhees Library would be the rich popular kid - people always flock to him and he owns most of the stuff people want and need. Carlson Science and Engineering Library would be the best friend - best with one-on-one contact and can handle […]
HealthWatch
During a recent dinner conversation, a friend casually informed me of the perils of her dorm shower. Apparently, if one forgets to place both shower curtains inside the shower, the bathroom floor turns into a lake. Subsequently, when one walks through this lake with flip flops, one is almost guaranteed to go waterskiing into the […]