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Exclusive interview with a UR dropout turned influencer
From the Humor section: It’s plain to see that monetizing your hotness, or “influencing,” is now a viable and maybe even preferential career option. Read More
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Your vibes based on your Insomnia Cookie choice
Everyone loves a late night Insomnia delivery, and the sweet sensation that comes with biting into a gooey cookie at 1 am, but not all cookie choices are created equal. Read More
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Scrapped plans for ‘Romantic lunch with Dean Runner’ released to CT
You are invited to join Jeff Runner, Dean of the College, for a romantic walk in the park on April 1, 2021. Read More
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First-year engineers hazed by Hajim school
Alumni Jacobs Rotz, who graduated from Chemical Engineering in 2012, commented, “Most first-years have taken MATH 162 by the time the trials start, so nothing can really hurt them anymore.” Read More
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CURT 2: Electric boogaloo
On Tuesday, March 23, UR replaced the Coronavirus University Restart Team (CURT) with a new committee called CURT420. Read More
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After giving the community what it desperately needed, Lil Nosey risks cancellation
We worry that the harsh consequences of cancelling will hurt not only Lil Nosey, but the community as a whole. Read More
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‘Strip for Scholarship’ work-study program announced
The “Strip for Scholarship” program application will open on April 12, and will be available to all undergraduate students. Read More
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Letter to the Editor: What the FUCK is up with laundry on this campus
I hope nobody’s breaking guest policy to get laid, because there’s not a chance in hell they’ll ever get to wash those sheets. Read More
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All UR sports teams undefeated in 2020 season
One of the most worrying aspects of the amazing defensive streak for the ’Jackets was the record-low attendance at games Read More
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BAC of undergrads is sky-high during midterms
"For one student, his blood test had no actual blood; his veins were running only on Genesee Lights and Snapples. He’s a medical miracle!" Read More
