Archives - CT Staff
Celebrity comebacks make everyone happier
As of late, I have felt some strong sensations, some fiendishly erotic desires. I am hankering for a sweet and sour comeback - a sloppy sweet celebrity comeback. Sure it might be the pregnancy, (I'm going to play the role of Arnold Schwarzenegger in the Broadway musical adaptation of "Junior" this fall), but although this […]
Avoid off-campus life
Recently, the undergraduate classes have been urged by the Office of Residential Life to seek out off-campus housing options, in an effort to ameliorate the problem of over-enrollment and overcrowding. As a veteran commuter to UR, as well as a lifetime resident of the greater Rochester area, I strongly caution my fellow students against moving […]
Park & Oxford Caf is sandwich heaven
Located at the corner of Park and Oxford in Downtown Rochester, Park & Oxford Caf and Delicatessen is the perfect place to get a delicious sandwich and espresso. Hidden in the charming neighborhood of Park Ave, this adorable deli offers possibly the best buffalo chicken sandwich ever and a warm and inviting atmosphere.I discovered this […]
Horoscope
Aries (March 21-April 19) - Be wary of dating any girl whose favorite board game is Hungry, Hungry, Hippos.Taurus (April 20-May 20) - After a brief flirtation with sunshine and warmth, it's good to see Rochester has returned to its old spouse of snow and cold.Gemini (May 21-June 21) - Don't forget to vote in […]
Life, Love… Sport
Welcome back one and all to another week of Life, Love... Sport (Balls-Out Edition). This week was packed with all sorts of exciting news in the world of sports, including (but not limited to) Dice-K kicking ass and taking names, A-Rod not getting booed at home, Pacman Jones not being allowed to play next year, […]
From the Pressbox
You didn't have to be a Yankee fan to notice the abuse third basemen Alex Rodriguez endured last summer. For months, it was a national story - one baseball fans couldn't get enough of, and the media couldn't cover enough. A-Rod was polarizing. Fans either defended his every step or condemned his every misstep. He […]
Tennis heads to UAAs after getting blanked
It was a rough week for the UR tennis teams, as both the men's and the women's teams lost all their matches. They now head toward University Athletic Association Championship play. Overall, the men's team ended their regular spring season with a record of a disappointing 0-8, having to break in a host of new […]
Baseball captures three from Union
Even though the game against local rival St. John Fisher College was cancelled earlier in the week due to inclement weather, the UR baseball team still had a successful week. Over the past four years, the Yellowjackets have only lost two games to league opponent Union College. This past weekend, UR took three of four […]
Goodridge takes the Mid-Atlantic Invite
This week, the Yellowjacket golf team found themselves in the sand again. This time it was the Mid-Atlantic Regional Invitational in Hershey, Pa. on the Hershey Country Club East Course. The course par was 71, which was a number few of the players were able to get near in the two rounds played. Junior Stephen […]
Arctic lacrosse trip results in 2-2 Liberty record
The women's lacrosse team braved the cold this weekend, even playing in the snow and, as a result, they came away with a continued even record in the Liberty League. The team traveled to Skidmore College on Friday to take on the Thoroughbreds in the snow and gain the victory, 10-3. The 'Jackets then took […]