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Expanding the commonly employed definition of "sex"
I was talking to a friend the other day over dinner. "So I had sex all day yesterday," she said with a grin. While I was suitably impressed, I was left wondering what exactly she had done for the entire day. According to the common definition of "sex," she'd been penetrated vaginally by a man […]
Revenge of the nerds: one high school story
(Continued from last issue.)I vowed to get revenge on Dave for turning his back on our friendship. A few months later, I got my chance. Dave had recently started dating a girl named Trish. Though Trish was one of the popular girls in my grade, she was one of the few people that called me […]
Horoscope
Aries (March 21-April 19) - As the girl took the walk of shame from the football suite, it was no coincidence that she looked like a trainwreck.Taurus (April 20-May 20) - When hunting, points are awarded for how many antlers a deer has. With cougars, it's how many children she has!Gemini (May 21-June 21) - […]
Getting a girl, the practical male perspective
You could fill a dictionary with thoughts and hypotheses on suitable ways to determine females' interest. Yes, the unnecessary touches, compliments, forced conversation, awkwardness, insults, kisses or ignoring could be signs she is interested, whether she is showing it intentionally or not. Despite these signs or her guessed feelings, it matters very little. You are […]
Slipperly Dip
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Senior Blues
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Everyone is Beautiful
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It's a Pun!
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Get to know me: Heloise Rouault
Heloise Rouault came to UR through the Modern Language and Cultures Department's Rennes Exchange program, in which a graduating student from Universite Rennes is selected to teach French and enroll in classes at UR. Rouault has completed a first-year master's in English at Universite Rennes and leads recitations for elementary and conversational French classes at […]
UR's Svet Radoslavof shares his musical story
Hip-hop violinist and junior Svetlin Radoslavof has seen his share of ups and downs in life. Born in Bulgaria in September of 1986, Radoslavof started playing violin at age three after his mother noticed his enjoyment of music and took him to his first lesson. Though sometimes forced to go to bed hungry because of […]