moving furniture
Mysterious moaning in Sue B. turns out not to be ghost
the only “paranormal” activity they found was a half empty bottle of wine, a couple ruffled sheets, and two nervous students insisting that they were just “rearranging furniture.” Read More
bacterium
Breaking: new bacterium discovered in first-year communal bathrooms
The bacterium — officially dubbed Gilbertella freshmanii — appears to thrive under conditions researchers describe as “uniquely vile,” feeding on shaved pubes, three-month-old Axe body spray residue, and perpetually damp towels. Read More
2 a.m. ramen
2 a.m. ramen cures everything and solves your problems
A single cup of 2 a.m. ramen has the power to cure seasonal depression, fix your failing GPA, and reignite your Welcome Week situationship. Read More
