Archives - Aaron Schaffer
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CT Recommends: ‘Get Lucky’
Daft Punk takes their style in a bold, new direction. Read More
Humor
Starbucks, Seligman, Blue Brother convene
Early Tuesday Morning, Starbucks' High Commissioner on Innovative Policy Jim Bean announced a new plan that would, according to numerous sources, have “huge implications on the River Campus.” The plan would allow for water from the Genesee River to be used in Starbucks beverages, including coffee and tea. Radioactive waste that is detected will be […]
Humor
New Southside study abroad option ignites controversy
Exactly one year ago, on Sunday, April 1, 2012, in an exclusive interview with the Campus Times, Ned Rockheimer, the acting director of the United States Geological Survey, announced that Southside, the housing complex on River Campus traditionally known as the housing favorite for the University’s elder or asian undergraduates, had been slowly shifting farther […]
Humor
Rizzo shrine found, evidence suggests recent rituals
Early on Monday, Feb. 25, a cache of ritualistic artifacts — including robes, pentagrams, and voodoo dolls resembling Economics Professor Michael Rizzo — were discovered amid the construction of the Ronald Rettner Hall for Media Arts and Innovation. Construction workers found the artifacts early Monday morning and, by Tuesday, professors in the archaeology department […]
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CT Recommends: ‘Flight of the Conchords’
HBO's "Flight of the Conchords" offers a unique blend of humor and music. Read More
Ed Observers
Instagram dethroned
Instagram is the bane of everything pure and good. Steer clear. Read More
Culture
Oscar Talk: Amour (2012)
Though tedious at times, “Amour” is what drama should be: profound, creative, raw, and incredibly well done. Read More
