Sassy Brad. It’s Sassy Brad! Where’s that Sassy Brad? There he is! On the TV Screen! There’s that Sassy Brad. Sassy Brad is on the TV screen today. Oh, that Sassy Brad.
Sassy Brad makes videos for YouTube. Sassy Brad is a human. Sassy Brad makes reaction videos. Do you know what a reaction video is? I don’t.
Sassy Brad listens to Katy Perry. Sassy Brad likes the song “California Girls” more than any other Katy Perry song. Sassy Brad thinks Katy Perry is killing her career. When Sassy Brad reacts to Katy Perry videos he uses the word “bop.” He also claps his hands between speaking every word like they do with the emojis.
Sassy Brad says that Fifth Harmony looks dumb when they do that thing in the hot tub. Sassy Brad thinks that the British girl group Little Mix is better than Fifth Harmony. Sassy Brad is funny when he says that he is not sure if he wants to “sleep with or be” the girls in Little Mix. Sassy Brad is fun to watch when he likes things. I like to like things like Sassy Brad.
Sassy Brad says “gay people have no self-control.” Sassy Brad is gay. I love it when Sassy Brad drinks wine before going to see his friends because he doesn’t like to see them sober. The best part is when Sassy Brad picks up a bottle of wine and looks at the camera with unapologetic eyes and says, “I don’t have a problem.” Sassy Brad does not have a problem. I never had a reason to doubt myself. Someday the kids who called me gay for wearing white Heelys will understand.
Sassy Brad is just like me. The only difference between me and Sassy Brad is I smoke weed and don’t drink wine because wine gives me a headache but weed only gives me anxiety attacks. Anxiety attacks are scary but they can also be fun. I don’t know why this is the case. When I walk into CVS and have an anxiety attack, I call it “a good day.”
Sassy Brad wears beanies. He has a black one and a gray one and I think a white one. Sometimes Sassy Brad takes off the beanie and then puts it back on his head.
Sassy Brad is so funny. I love it when he disses Mariah Carey’s 2016 New Year’s performance. Sassy Brad does not let Mariah Carey get away with a bad performance because he knows how the dancers do it. The thing about dancers is, they know the choreography so well. This is why Sassy Brad does not believe that the dancers were relying on the thing in the ears to tell them what steps to do. Sassy Brad claps when he says this. I love claps, but only in real life. On Facebook they’re annoying. Sassy Brad is not annoying.
Sassy Brad is on YouTube. Sassy Brad makes videos. Some of these videos are reaction videos.
