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Title IX.V: URochester’s new hazing training: a (very) hands-on experience
Student affairs representatives from Delta Upsilon (DU) voted on an amendment to the student code of conduct for the upcoming calendar year. Read More
Big Stash
How to gain and lose a drug-dealing business in 10 hours
One thing leads to another, a friend offers a mere six shots (light work), and suddenly I wake up in some old man’s basement left to pick up the pieces of my fragmented memory. Read More
University Counseling Center (UCC)
A frat guy’s guide to murder
The University will grant full legal, medical, and disciplinary amnesty from any wrongdoing they could commit on the sole condition that they write an essay afterward. Read More
car crash
Rochester v. Department of Motor Vehicles (2026)
When asked about how they got their license, the culprit reported that they aced their driving test, which opened up yet another investigation into the local DMV and their standards. Read More
art
Obsolete Press: A Crash Course in Pre-Xerox Printing
Obsolete Press set up shop in Rare Books Special Collections and Preservation (RBSCP) last week to give URochester students the chance to learn about pre-Xerox printing methods. Read More
Danforth
URochester’s Dine and Done nights met with rousing mediocrity
Their new policy, called “Dine and Done,” focuses on ensuring students eat their food and get the hell out of the dining hall as soon as possible. Read More
streaming
Streaming services: from a steady flow to a mere trickle
Streaming was once a promising innovation to combat the shortcomings of cable television. Read More
Death Star
That’s no laboratory for laser energetics
I saw University President Sarah Mangelsdorf decked out in a black robe, sitting on a quite luxurious office chair in an otherwise empty room with a giant window overlooking the campus. Read More