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March 28, 2026

Hannah Smith
Hannah Smith '27
chimp

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By Hannah Smith Mar 31, 2026
he answers every single question in bios using a text to speech technolgy that im pretty sure he invented himself. Read More
coming back in style

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By Hannah Smith Mar 31, 2026
Our most relevant collective qualifications include having held the Opinions Editor position along with other positions in the CT before, in addition to being unintentionally funny AND people-pleasers to our own detriment. Read More
crime

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By Hannah Smith Apr 5, 2026
URochester PhD student and Teaching Assistant (TA) Tristan Bass-Krueger was arrested in Atlanta, Georgia on charges of possession, dissemination, and production of child pornography Mar. 25.  Read More