My love, cheesecake

I love you, cheesecake, and everything you are to me. 

Sophomore Major Declaration Day: A time of celebration or distress?

Attention sophomores: Have you declared your major yet? UR students declare their major during their sophomore year. Before declaration, sophomores…

A letter to future UR kids

You can be bent over for two reasons at this school — either you're laughing so hard you can’t breathe, or you’re getting fucked over.