car theft
With increase in car thefts, Public Safety releases new statement
Cars targeted in thefts have recently been Kias and Hyundais, with the reasoning behind this increase for these models being a current TikTok challenge.
it's wet
Puddle-palooza!
I cannot tell you how many times I’ve been sneak-attacked by a puddle on my treks across campus. A puddle.
dystopian future
“Love? In THIS economy?”
In a nation crumbling under political strife and the imminent threat of global warming, there’s clearly one issue that should take precedence above all others: my love life.