Archive: Feb 2003

Budny wins New York Pentathlon Championships

For the second consecutive week, the men's track and field team competed at Cornell University. And once again the meet was deemed a success. Calling the meet as a whole "very good," head coach John Izzo added that the team achieved its goal of "again qualifying a number of people for postseason meets." Although Izzo […]

Crapchester, NY

Crapchester, NY

Shove It, Buddy

Shove It, Buddy

Undersexed

Undersexed

Homotheism

Homotheism

Hyjinx 'n Sue

Hyjinx 'n Sue

A Canadian Perspective on U of R

Dear Mr. Editor, I recently travelled down to your fine university to visit a friend of mine whom I met at a camp in Ontario. I thoroughly enjoyed my visit and found the University of Rochester to be more than comfortable for a Canadian like myself. I did not fit in entirely. I called forks, […]

In response to Andrew Snyder and his toadies a.k.a. the college Republicans.

First, please do a modicum of research before you open your mouth. Hussein has never used biological weapons on his own people let alone anyone else. Chemical weapons are easily distinguishable from biological weapon, just ask any Iranian soldier. The least you could do is read over the Republican talking points carefully before wasting valuable […]

Political Motives behind Anti-War Movement

The propositions made by Andrew Snyder are as uninformed and inaccurate as most conservative arguments these days. Perhaps Snyder was too young to know that there was, in fact, a significant amount of opposition to the Clinton-era military actions in Kosovo, Somalia, and Iraq. Ignoring the numerous books written to decry such actions, and the […]

DO NOT PRINT

Please do not publish this, I just want a response to my question. Does anyone edit the campus times before it goes to print? On a normal week, I just make fun of all the typos and messed up quotes and whatnot. This past week, was a week I was going to save the campus […]