ever butter
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I first noticed it when I woke up to ash and dust on my windowsill. I looked outside and immediately started to wipe my eyebrows and started sweating some kind of rust. Read More
2020s
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The only thing more shocking than the excellent quality of their music is the rapidity of its release; “Cool World” was released less than two years ago, and last October the band unveiled a collaborative effort with guitarist Hayden Pedigo. Read More
boss bitch
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That's it! So forgive me for thinking that even college life would be suitable for me. I’m a succulent succulent! I’m meant to thrive in harsh scenarios, like the boss bitch I am. Read More