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Stewart provides much needed laughter
Comedian and host of Comedy Central's The Daily Show Jon Stewart performed at SUNY Brockport on Saturday, Dec. 1. With merely a stool, a microphone, and a bottle of water set up on the stage, this show seemed reminiscent of the sort of late-night stand-up comedy that one sees on Comedy Central. While exceptionally humorous […]
Should I take part in a threesome?
I'm a 21-year-old senior and my girlfriend wants to spice up our sex life by having another girl ? and a hot one I might add ? join us in a mnage trois. The only catch is that my girlfriend, who I'm thinking of marrying after graduating, wants to put on a strap-on dildo and […]
Holiday horrors
Thanksgiving was last week. This leads people to be polite and ask the dreaded question, "How was your Thanksgiving break?" I always answer "Fantastic! Best I ever had!"That would be the truth ? assuming "Fantastic! Best I ever had!" meant "Holy crap! I almost wet myself several times!"Granted, my Thanksgiving would have been super if […]
UR holiday concerts
'Tis the season for holiday celebrations and UR's musical groups are getting into the spirit with a great selection of concerts for you to see.Kick off the celebrations with Vocal Point, an all-female a cappella group, who will hold its annual holiday concert Friday in the Eisenberg Rotunda of Schlegel Hall at 3 p.m. Have […]
Kwanzaa Celebration
Spend Friday evening celebrating black history with the Black Students' Association in the May Room of Wilson Commons for an evening of dinner and entertain-ment.The celebration will begin at 5:30 p.m., with dinner at 6 p.m. Dinner will consist of an assortment of traditional African-American foods and delicacies. Kwanzaa is an African-American celebration held from […]
Trading in pigskin for pink satin
Hands in pockets, three bored men huddled around a fuzzy black and white TV in the balcony lobby of the Eastman Theatre on a Sunday night. "What are we doing here?" one of them wondered out loud as James Allen dashed through a gaping hole in the Bears offensive line. An apparent stranger, a thin […]
Making love connections at Eastman
No, a guy at Eastman will not attempt to pick you up at a party by leaning casually against your shoulder and saying "I know more hand positions than Paganini. Come back to my place and I'll play you like a violin."However, I've heard from several sources that an Eastman guy may charm you, hook […]
Squash rallies to split games against Hamilton and Colgate
After it's disappointing start last season, the squash team looked to an improved season, starting with it's first two matches against Hamilton College and Colgate University.The Yellowjackets traveled to Hamilton on Sunday to take on both teams, coming out of the competition 1-1.UR went into it's first match against Colgate with revenge in their eyes. […]
Mid-major shakes up NCAA b-ball rankings
It is less than a month into the college basketball season and already we have seen the No. 2, 3, 4, 6, 10 and 16 ranked teams all fall to unranked opponents. Perennial powerhouses like the North Carolina Tar Heels, Indiana Hoosiers and UCLA Bruins have each suffered defeat not once, but twice to unheralded […]
Swimmers clinch 3rd, 4th at UCAA
The men's and women's swim teams headed off to the Upstate Collegiate Athletic Association Conference Championships with their eyes on glory last weekend. Despite not grabbing the crown, the Yellowjackets were proud of their third and fourth place finishes. "We swam very well for this time in our season," junior Adam Simmons said. "Between our […]
