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Aries (March 21-April 19) - After scheduling classes for your first semester of culinary school, you will be disappointed to find that 'wake and bake' actually refers to a 9 a.m. class.Taurus (April 20-May 20) - When on spring break, it's important to practice safe sex, unless of course you're drunk, in which case you're […]
Internship showcases office life
This semester, I took a foray into being a real person - that is, I took an internship. Like, in an office. While this represents real life for most people, it feels more like fiction to me; turns out there is more truth to "Office Space" and "The Office" than I would have hoped - […]
Remember Me? Malik Evans
UR graduate Malik Evans has managed to do big things in the city of Rochester. Since graduating in 2002, Evans has become Assistant Vice President for M&T Bank Corporation while also serving as a commissioner and Vice President of the Rochester Board of Education, to which he became the youngest member ever elected in 2003.Evans […]
Local language differences spark heated rivalries
The vigorous debate over "pop" versus "soda" that rages in the hearts and minds of geographically diverse college students will not soon terminate (to further fuel it - yes, it's "pop"). It is, though, just a smaller battle in the war of the worlds - the epic showdown between the many different regions that produce […]
Life, Love… Sport
Greetings and salutations gang! Welcome back to another Life, Love? Sport (the Guaranteed Edition). If you had a pulse and played in the NFL, this was the week for you. It seemed as though everyone from the third string punter to the jock-strap guy got a multi-million dollar deal in free agency. The amount of […]
Tennis team falls to Naz on home courts
The UR men's tennis team played its second match of the spring season on Tuesday night, hosting local opponent Nazareth College. Though senior Michael Burger was able to come away with two wins, the team did not fare quite as well, falling to Nazareth, 3-6."Our goal was to do better this week, and we did. […]
"Vagina Monologues" excite and educate in Strong
The audience in Strong Auditorium this past Friday had one thing on their minds: Vagina. This mindset didn't exist because this group of 100 or so college kids had the same one track mind, however. It was due to the performance of the "Vagina Monologues," an event which was sponsored by the UR Women's Caucus […]
Percival Everett enlivens UR with humor and wit
On March 1 the Welles-Brown room was dimly lit as usual and filled with a range of the UR community - from professors to graduate students to undergraduate students - as the Plutzik Reading Series featured Percival Everett. Everett is a very accomplished novelist who also has written short stories, children's books and poetry. His […]
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