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Cross country hosts invitational at GVP
On Saturday, Oct. 13, Genesee Valley Park served as home to the UR cross country teams' Yellowjacket Invitational. The men's team's standard this year of running in close packs was yet again a characteristic of this invitational. After only a group of freshman members of the team ran the previous week at Hamilton College, UR's […]
"Bodies" exposed
"Our Body: The Universe Within" is a fascinating new form of artwork circulating the country. Currently located, among other places, at the Rochester Museum and Science Center, the exhibit features 12 actual human bodies and 75 anatomical displays, all made completely of real human body parts.Though the first reaction to the thought of this exhibit […]
Football earns third straight win
Just two weeks after becoming UR's all-time leading rusher, senior running back Matt Bielecki gave the Yellowjackets four touchdown carries to push the 'Jackets over Mount Ida College, 43-26, on Saturday in Newton, Mass. Not only did Bielecki contribute points, but he also added a career-high 288 rushing yards to UR's season-high 382 rushing yards […]
Soccer steals win from unbeaten Emory Eagles
After shutting out one University Athletic Association opponent two weekends ago, the women's soccer team continued play with a whirlwind weekend, tying Carnegie Mellon University after two scoreless overtimes and defeating previously unbeaten and seventh-ranked Emory University in an exciting overtime win just two days later.Coming off of a three-game winning streak, the team shut […]
Jackets take two for 7-5 winning record
Yellowjacket field hockey is now 7-5 after halting a four-game Liberty League losing streak last week. They came out on top in a close overtime bout with SUNY Geneseo and burned up the field in a victory against SUNY Oswego to string together two wins in a row.The Yellowjackets struck early and often with an […]
Instincts fall flat in job interview
As I quickly glanced around the room to get a sense of my competition, I couldn't help but feel confident. Two adversaries sat between me and a great summer job with the third currently being interviewed. As I gazed upon the first candidate, I was immediately drawn to his Birkenstocks. Those overpriced, leathery contraptions that […]
Lots of different sex can be worth a try
Lots and lots and lots of sex.Make-up Sex: the act of engaging in sexual intercourse directly following a hideous dispute. The passion tends to be quite high at times like these, making the sex all the more enjoyable. This type of sex is strictly for couples and works best if the couple doesn't get along. […]
Horoscope
Aries (March 21-April 19) - Put a bunch of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and they'll write Shakespeare. Give them a camera and they'll make amateur porn!Taurus (April 20-May 20) - If you can't beat 'em, steal their girlfriend!Gemini (May 21-June 21) - When the track runner you were pursuing said she was […]
Volleyball drops four at UAAs
The UR women's volleyball team had a rough couple of weeks, going 3-7 in their last 10 matches, including a five-match losing streak. Their overall record is 15-16 going into the final week of the season followed by the UAA championships. On Oct. 5, the volleyball team took on SUNY Fredonia in the Fredonia State […]
Life, Love… Sport
What's up everybody? Glad you could join me for another Life, Love... Sport (Silver Jubilee Edition). It has been a week of surprises, upsets, sweeps, fines, wines and bans. Can y'all believe the Patriots? Or the Rockies? How about those Bills (oh wait, they blew a game in the final seconds? Again?) It has been […]
