Opinions
Sex and the CT
Jodi Says: Getting the A-OK for the A-S-S
Everybody’s talking about Kim Kardashian’s butt, as usual, because big butts are a big deal nowadays. With the rise of the butt has come the rise of anal sex, which honestly is pretty cool. It’s cool because butts are universal; all people have butts – boys, girls, and everyone in between! Everyone can do butt […]
Editorial Boards
Engineers without bedtimes
It’s 3:30am by the time I get back to my dorm, another night of Campus Times behind me. Desperate to get as much sleep as I can before my 9:40 class, I bound up the steps and slide the keycard into my door… ...only to discover my suitemate lying prostrate on the floor, his winter […]
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Autumn or bust: the story behind Earth’s superior season
You’ve probably had a lot of fresh experience comparing seasons, given that this is Rochester and we’ve had all of them these past few weeks. We’re in an area that knows pretty much the entire repertoire of weather available on Earth, and one that loves to show its range. Hot as hell, cold as Viking […]
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Latino summit offers space to reflect, connect
It’s the fall of my senior year, which means between classes and trips to Starbucks, a bigger question is always on my mind: Where will I be when I grow up? I’ve put on my suit, tweaked my resume, and even started networking with graduate schools and other programs. But among all of my anxiety […]
Ed Observers
No bull about pitbulls
I’m not a big fan of dogs – I guess I have a form of cynophobia – but I respect dog owners and the reason why they have dogs. It’s the bond between an animal and a human that can’t really be compared to the bond between two humans. Be honest, you’re more likely […]
Editorial Boards
Have a PH of 14? No problem.
“Milkshake with them crushed up Oreos!” Swedish cloud rapper Yung Lean spits on the track “OreoMilkshake.” From an outsider’s perspective, Yung Lean might seem like the male counterpart of your basic “basic bitch” – just another kid dousing his problems in sugary beverages, a hopeless product of consumer culture. Basic. Truth is, Yung Lean is […]
Sex and the CT
Jodi Says: Coming close…
I’m just going to cut right to the chase: orgasming can be hard. Regardless of your gender, it’s likely that at some point, for some reason you’ll have trouble achieving orgasm. This is a hugely popular problem among women biologically. Partially, this is because it is easier for males to orgasm, but mostly because the […]
Opinions
What’s right for the right
The overwhelming Republican victory in the midterm elections marks a significant turning point in American politics. For the first time in almost a decade, the GOP controls both the United States House of Representatives and the United States Senate. The results of the recent gubernatorial and congressional elections this week reflect the biggest GOP win […]
Sex and the CT
Ask Jodi: A little respect
At my first frat party during freshmen year, I ran into an upperclassman acquaintance. I remember him saying to me, “Freshmen girls are just too easy. You know [that other freshman girl we both knew]? I slept with her already.” I wasn’t really sure how to respond, but thankfully his drunkenness meant that I didn’t […]
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Food on campus: the delicious sequel
The best satisfaction after a long and hard day of classes, work, or sleeping through these things is a rich, nutritious meal. As a River Campus resident, I often find myself at Douglass or Danforth to indulge my unquenchable appetite. Recently, I have found these locales to provide an improved variety of nourishment. As frequent […]