Miranda Kovatch
Miranda Kovatch
Class of 2027

Articles by Miranda

Calls for female celebrity to be publicly decapitated ring out

I think Lisa should be forced on her knees and decapitated with a samurai sword in front of a popcorn-chewing audience for what she has done. Read More

Woman with “my other car is a cat” bumper sticker terrifies gun-wielding ICE agent

Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent, Landon Smith, suffered a severe panic attack at the sight of a local woman driving in his general direction Read More

In defense of gossip

Despite its reputation as mean-spirited, good-faith gossip can deepen understanding and empathy, better equipping individuals to navigate and resolve referenced conflicts. Read More

Navigating Valentine’s Day, Single

With Valentine’s Day recently passing, I have a confession: I have not enjoyed the idea of Valentine’s Day for a while. As a single person, I am filled with dread when I open Instagram and scroll through a disorienting number of ridiculously cute hard launches. After spending the past days helping my friends pick out […]

Deciding between the magic of Christmas and lucrative career at law firm, Hallmark movie protagonist challenges the capitalist society we inhabit

Fortunately, the Campus Times found that Ms. Jinglebell had relocated to her childhood hometown, where she opened a Christmas-themed bakery. Read More