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Not a CT Fanfiction (PSA)

“I’d like to lay you out,” said the brunette to the other brunette of a comparable height. She twirled her brunette locks coyly. “I meant the newspaper. I’d like to lay out the newspaper.” Read More

Application for Coloring Times Opinions Section

Our most relevant collective qualifications include having held the Opinions Editor position along with other positions in the CT before, in addition to being unintentionally funny AND people-pleasers to our own detriment. Read More

Diary of an American traveler

“There was so much to explore and experience, and I was lucky enough to get to fly to Finland from Peru and see the northern lights." Read More

Campus Rat

As yet another April rolls around, I have a confession. I, Ratty Scarvis, one of the rats that roams the dorms and lecture halls of this school, am a nepo baby. Read More

Opinions Editor Deported, We Think?

It is our great misfortune to report on the arrest and deportation of our Opinions Editor, Frankie Brereton. Read More

Strange Noises in Wilder Revealed to be Delta Upsilon Brothers Moving Furniture at Night in Bizarre Ritual

For the past few weeks, many students living in URochester’s Wilder dorm hall have complained about strange noises emanating from the building’s floors, causing sleep disturbances for some.  These noises began nearly four weeks ago, according to building residents. Yet their origins are still undiscovered.  “I would lie down, ready to go to bed, and […]

University to Decrease Tuition for the First Time in History

Tuition is set to decrease 15%, the University announced Monday, making URochester one of the only universities in the world to see such a decrease in the last two centuries. “I couldn’t believe it when I saw the email,” sophomore Lindsey Dahn said. “My suite group chat exploded when we got the email — we’re […]