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Tis the season to give back
One of the best parts of the holiday season is not receiving gifts, but giving them. There's nothing like seeing the face of someone you love light up and knowing you've picked the perfect gift. A great gift can be more than a material item, it can also be a donation to a charity in […]
Where did the pool and ping pong tables from the recreation room go?
With the pub being created in what is now the recreation room on the third floor of Wilson Commons, some of the ping pong and pool tables that were in the room have been removed. Four pool tables and one ping pong table have been sold. According to Director of Student Activities and Wilson Commons […]
Stewart provides much needed laughter
Comedian and host of Comedy Central's The Daily Show Jon Stewart performed at SUNY Brockport on Saturday, Dec. 1. With merely a stool, a microphone, and a bottle of water set up on the stage, this show seemed reminiscent of the sort of late-night stand-up comedy that one sees on Comedy Central. While exceptionally humorous […]
Should I take part in a threesome?
I'm a 21-year-old senior and my girlfriend wants to spice up our sex life by having another girl ? and a hot one I might add ? join us in a mnage trois. The only catch is that my girlfriend, who I'm thinking of marrying after graduating, wants to put on a strap-on dildo and […]
Holiday horrors
Thanksgiving was last week. This leads people to be polite and ask the dreaded question, "How was your Thanksgiving break?" I always answer "Fantastic! Best I ever had!"That would be the truth ? assuming "Fantastic! Best I ever had!" meant "Holy crap! I almost wet myself several times!"Granted, my Thanksgiving would have been super if […]
UR holiday concerts
'Tis the season for holiday celebrations and UR's musical groups are getting into the spirit with a great selection of concerts for you to see.Kick off the celebrations with Vocal Point, an all-female a cappella group, who will hold its annual holiday concert Friday in the Eisenberg Rotunda of Schlegel Hall at 3 p.m. Have […]
Kwanzaa Celebration
Spend Friday evening celebrating black history with the Black Students' Association in the May Room of Wilson Commons for an evening of dinner and entertain-ment.The celebration will begin at 5:30 p.m., with dinner at 6 p.m. Dinner will consist of an assortment of traditional African-American foods and delicacies. Kwanzaa is an African-American celebration held from […]
Trading in pigskin for pink satin
Hands in pockets, three bored men huddled around a fuzzy black and white TV in the balcony lobby of the Eastman Theatre on a Sunday night. "What are we doing here?" one of them wondered out loud as James Allen dashed through a gaping hole in the Bears offensive line. An apparent stranger, a thin […]
Making love connections at Eastman
No, a guy at Eastman will not attempt to pick you up at a party by leaning casually against your shoulder and saying "I know more hand positions than Paganini. Come back to my place and I'll play you like a violin."However, I've heard from several sources that an Eastman guy may charm you, hook […]
Squash rallies to split games against Hamilton and Colgate
After it's disappointing start last season, the squash team looked to an improved season, starting with it's first two matches against Hamilton College and Colgate University.The Yellowjackets traveled to Hamilton on Sunday to take on both teams, coming out of the competition 1-1.UR went into it's first match against Colgate with revenge in their eyes. […]