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Assassins brings murder to UR
The goal is to kill people and the more people you kill, the more prizes you get. At least, that's the idea behind the campus-wide game of Assassins that started this Monday.In Assassins, everyone is given a nametag with someone else's name on it. They then have to hunt down this person and stick the […]
UR Debate ranked 7th
The UR Debate team is currently ranked seventh in the nation and they are aspiring to be number one. "The next few weeks are very important," Director of Forensics and Head Debate Coach Sam Nelson said. "I think we have a chance to be number one in both of the final rankings at the end […]
Budny wins New York Pentathlon Championships
For the second consecutive week, the men's track and field team competed at Cornell University. And once again the meet was deemed a success. Calling the meet as a whole "very good," head coach John Izzo added that the team achieved its goal of "again qualifying a number of people for postseason meets." Although Izzo […]
Crapchester, NY
Crapchester, NY
Shove It, Buddy
Shove It, Buddy
Undersexed
Undersexed
Homotheism
Homotheism
Hyjinx 'n Sue
Hyjinx 'n Sue
A Canadian Perspective on U of R
Dear Mr. Editor, I recently travelled down to your fine university to visit a friend of mine whom I met at a camp in Ontario. I thoroughly enjoyed my visit and found the University of Rochester to be more than comfortable for a Canadian like myself. I did not fit in entirely. I called forks, […]
In response to Andrew Snyder and his toadies a.k.a. the college Republicans.
First, please do a modicum of research before you open your mouth. Hussein has never used biological weapons on his own people let alone anyone else. Chemical weapons are easily distinguishable from biological weapon, just ask any Iranian soldier. The least you could do is read over the Republican talking points carefully before wasting valuable […]