Archives - Boris Borovcanin
Humor
Seligman’s Runescape account ‘hacked’
In recent news, University President Joel Seligman had an unfortunate incident on Runescape, a massively popular online RPG, in which the contents of his in-game inventory were “hacked.” “One moment I’m selling lobbies,” Seligman said. “Nek minnit [sic], I’ve been hacked.” Although he is still considered a “n00b” by most veteran players, Seligman recently completed […]
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‘Faking fans’ run rampant at UR
AMC’s drama “Breaking Bad” has gained massive popularity over the years, but with mainstream popularity comes an epidemic of “faking fans.” According to actor Bryan Cranston, a faking fan is someone who finds the show entertaining but fails to comprehend basic plot points, jumps between episodes, or even picks up the show at season […]
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Influx of CARE reports expected after ‘Breaking Bad’ finale
The University has taken several precautions in anticipation of the finale of “Breaking Bad,” scheduled to air on AMC this Sunday at 9 p.m. As of Wednesday, the CARE network, which aims to identify and help students in distress, has crashed due to the influx of CARE reports submitted. “The primary goal of the CARE […]
