car crash
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When asked about how they got their license, the culprit reported that they aced their driving test, which opened up yet another investigation into the local DMV and their standards. Read More
University Counseling Center (UCC)
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The University will grant full legal, medical, and disciplinary amnesty from any wrongdoing they could commit on the sole condition that they write an essay afterward. Read More
Professors
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This past October, three professors in various fields of STEM were granted the Goergen Award in recognition of their teaching accomplishments and skills. Named after URochester Trustees Robert and Pamela Goergen, this award recognizes URochester faculty for their excellence in teaching. The Goergen Award is often awarded for top-quality classroom performance, but can also be […]
