Disappointing
MEL BURGER
I explained the wormhole situation, he sat me down on his couch and called me hysterical, and next thing you know his mouth was on mine and we were on the floor. Read More
April Fools
MEL BURGER
“There was so much to explore and experience, and I was lucky enough to get to fly to Finland from Peru and see the northern lights." Read More
Clash Royale Cub
MEL BURGER
If you’re on the executive board of one of our 280+ student clubs and organizations, you’ve probably either intentionally or unintentionally overshared to your poor club advisor at an ungodly hour, holding them hostage, preventing them from leaving their office. Read More
