fanfiction
UR Pickup Lines – October 14, 2010
“I’d like to lay you out,” said the brunette to the other brunette of a comparable height. She twirled her brunette locks coyly. “I meant the newspaper. I’d like to lay out the newspaper.” Read More
Deportation
UR Pickup Lines – October 14, 2010
It is our great misfortune to report on the arrest and deportation of our Opinions Editor, Frankie Brereton. Read More
[♨️💨🎈]
UR Pickup Lines – October 14, 2010
She ran over, picked [👦] up, and threw him off the [♨️💨🎈]. Then, she [🔥⬇️] the kitchen.
😡😧🤬😨🤬🔪😱💥💥💥🙄😰😮💨😵💫😑😵 Read More
