’Twas a long night in Gleason, when all through the room

Not a person was stirring, a silence of gloom;

A plate of cookies was laid before me with care,

In hopes that a friend of mine soon would be there;

 

The cookies were nestled all snug on the plate,

For students who planned to be studying late;

And late though I studied, in my hand was a frappe,

I found my eyes heavy, just awoken from my nap;

 

When in Gleason I put my hand on the platter,

and a cookie I took, splitting it with a clatter;

And up to my mouth it arose in a flash,

I crunched on the cookie in a rather quick gnash;

 

But soft! Suddenly the lights twinkled like snow,

Their rays cast down on the carpet below;

The world seemed to spin and before me appeared,

A whole bunch of gnomes, one sporting a beard;

 

The jolly gnome spoke, he called out to me,

His voice cried out in a fit of such glee;

“Sir, now get up. Come quick to the wall!

“You ate these here cookies?? You finished them all??”

 

“Yes,” I said, “I ate the plate too.

“Don’t worry, I always remember to chew!”

The gnome looked at me in a flash of great fright,

“Do not let this man get out of my sight.”

 

They bound my hands with a magical cuff,

And threw me down to the carpet so rough;

For eating some cookies, I would be arrested.

But against their brutish ways, I plainly protested.

 

With a boom and a crackle, I alit in a pop

Laughing and cackling, I fled with no stop;

As I sprang away from Gleason and blinked out of sight,

I gave them a wink and shouted MERRY GLEASON TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOODNIGHT!

 



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