Emily English '27
Culture Editor
April Fools
Bird Flu? I sure hope they did!
We asked her if she’s ever seen one of these species fly before, when they wanted to, of course. Duck let out a nervous chuckle and flushed bright red, fidgeting in her chair.
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Midterms
Top 5 Campus Napping Spots
And here’s another perk: You also get to wake up in a surprisingly new location every time — teleportation style.
