Campus roadways will be getting new paint stripes — including all double yellow, cross walks, stop lettering, and parallel parking — from April 21 to May 12 courtesy of 1-800 STRIPER.

The striping will presumably occur from 7:00 p.m. to 7:00 a.m, though the Facilities Department notification email erroneously listed the times as as 7:00 p.m. to 7:00 p.m. Facilities has not yet responded to the Campus Times for clarification.

The striping efforts will be most effective and efficient with as few cars as possible on the road as possible during the striping times.

“Any necessary signage, road protection or re-direction of traffic will be handled by 1-800 STRIPER,” said the email.



Dr. Olidamra’s commitment to benefiting armadillo research

“Yeah, he’s a bit... weird about his armadillos,” Deckham added, awkwardly shuffling his feet. “Like, he talks to them. A lot.”

Don’t save the bees!

And you know what the worst part of it is? Not a single one of them apologized afterward. They just went back to their frivolous bee activities.

BREAKING: Campus Times staff resigns seemingly all at once

This schedule was interrupted Sunday March 30, when seven elected staff members suddenly declared their immediate resignations from the newspaper.