Apps
Several Four Loko cans sit on the shelf waiting to unleash chaos.
If you somehow managed to make it through Welcome Week with fewer than 100 pieces of paper, under 30 new stickers, and fewer than three new apps, you might not know what I’m talking about. Read More
boss bitch
Several Four Loko cans sit on the shelf waiting to unleash chaos.
That's it! So forgive me for thinking that even college life would be suitable for me. I’m a succulent succulent! I’m meant to thrive in harsh scenarios, like the boss bitch I am. Read More
ever butter
Several Four Loko cans sit on the shelf waiting to unleash chaos.
I first noticed it when I woke up to ash and dust on my windowsill. I looked outside and immediately started to wipe my eyebrows and started sweating some kind of rust. Read More