Allie Tay '25
Senior Staff
April Fools
Dr. Olidamra’s commitment to benefiting armadillo research
“Yeah, he’s a bit... weird about his armadillos,” Deckham added, awkwardly shuffling his feet. “Like, he talks to them. A lot.”
April Fools
BREAKING: Campus Times staff resigns seemingly all at once
This schedule was interrupted Sunday March 30, when seven elected staff members suddenly declared their immediate resignations from the newspaper.
April Fool's
Don’t save the bees!
And you know what the worst part of it is? Not a single one of them apologized afterward. They just went back to their frivolous bee activities.
