Acta, non verba
You bring the University value and add the dollar signs to the piece of paper they sell to thousands of families every year. Without you, this school is worthless.
Notes by Nadia: The struggles of finding a job
To all my fellow jobless students out there, I wish you the best of luck in your job hunts.
A letter to future UR kids
You can be bent over for two reasons at this school — either you're laughing so hard you can’t breathe, or you’re getting fucked over.