April Fool's
This is not a joke.
This is not a joke. This is no laughing matter. It’s not intended to be funny or perhaps even humorous. I’m serious in everything that I’m saying right now.
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And here’s another perk: You also get to wake up in a surprisingly new location every time — teleportation style.