Sung to the tune of “The 12 Days of Christmas”
On the 12th Day of Christmas, The Donald gave to me:
12 months of chaos,
11 thousand dumb tweets,
10 fired staffers,
9 priceless Mooch quotes,
8 Kim Jong Un threats,
7 “Fake News” outlets,
6 failed repeal bills,
5 covfefe,
4 indicted aides,
3 Muslim bans,
2 chiefs of staff,
And a big, beautiful, nonexistent Wall.
