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1. On Saturday Feb. 2, at 5:21 a.m., a security officer noticed that a double-head parking meter had been removed from its spot on Wilson Boulevard near Intercampus Drive, UR Security Investigator Roger Keirsbilck said.

The officer searched the area, but nothing was found and no one was seen.

It is unknown exactly when the meter was taken and how much money was inside.

Projector stolen from Dewey classroom

2. On Jan. 30, at 11:30 p.m., security was notified that a projector had been stolen from an unlocked room on the fourth floor of Dewey Hall, Keirsbilck said.

The last class met in the room at 10:00 p.m. The projector was discovered missing at 10:45 p.m. when staff went to lock the room and saw that the projector was forcibly removed, causing damage to several cables that were hooked to the projector.

Man searches trash on way to hospital

3. On Feb. 1, at 10:12 p.m., a man was seen going through a trash can on Library Road near Meliora Hall.

Responding officers located the man, who said he was trying to get to Strong Memorial Hospital but admitted to looking through the trash for food on his way.

According to Keirsbilck, officers learned that the man has had several similar encounters in the past. The man was banned from the property and sent to Strong.

Man arrested for DWI

4. On Feb. 4, at 12:02 a.m., officers responded to a car accident on Elmwood Avenue near Kendrick Road.

The officers found skid marks leaving Elmwood Avenue, going up on the sidewalk for a short distance, then back onto  the street.

A car was found nearby. The driver was attempting to repair his vehicle’s two flat tires.

The driver said that he didn’t want to get into trouble and that he had had a few drinks earlier that night.

According to Keirsbilck, Rochester Police officers arrived and arrested the driver for driving while intoxicated. No one was injured.

Remus is a member of the class of 2016.
Information provided by UR Security.

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