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Groundhogs plot to take over the University

The groundhogs are part of a top-secret, elite organization Hegemony of Groundhogs (H.O.G.) and are plotting to take over the school.

Novavax vaccine unavailable at UHS

Cases continue to rise in Monroe County — and the newly updated COVID vaccine, Novavax, is currently unavailable on River Campus.

Shoe thoughts to chew on

Flip-flops are the complete opposite from your high class delectables. It’s a bit of a hit or miss, but they’re your quick snack.