Ellen Rud ’06″Paris Hilton, because it would be scandalous and could be a reality TV show.”

Aiesha Edwards ’05″Johnny Depp, he’d keep things interesting and we haven’t had a cute president in a while.”

Omar Figueredo ’08″David Ortiz, ’cause he’s the man!”

Yvette Price ’05″Bill Clinton, because he was a great president. There was no war and no debt.”

Sara Chaudhri ’07Brian Greenberg ’06″Kumiko Tanaka, because she wants to get rid of Monday through Thursday!”

Jarrett Hirtzel ’08″John Locke, because he had excellent sociopolitical theory.”



ur opinion

Student affairs representatives from Delta Upsilon (DU) voted on an amendment to the student code of conduct for the upcoming calendar year. Read More


ur opinion

Please don’t ask me to do a skate trick when I can barely make it down the Genny hill on my flimsy-ass board, already late for lecture. Read More