Ellen Rud ’06″Paris Hilton, because it would be scandalous and could be a reality TV show.”

Aiesha Edwards ’05″Johnny Depp, he’d keep things interesting and we haven’t had a cute president in a while.”

Omar Figueredo ’08″David Ortiz, ’cause he’s the man!”

Yvette Price ’05″Bill Clinton, because he was a great president. There was no war and no debt.”

Sara Chaudhri ’07Brian Greenberg ’06″Kumiko Tanaka, because she wants to get rid of Monday through Thursday!”

Jarrett Hirtzel ’08″John Locke, because he had excellent sociopolitical theory.”



An open letter to all members of any university community

I strongly oppose the proposed divestment resolution. This resolution is nothing more than another ugly manifestation of antisemitism at the University.

Time unfortunately still a circle

Ever since the invention of the wheel, humanity’s been blessed with one terrible curse: the realization that all things are, in fact, cyclical.

Colin’s Review Rundown: Future and Metro Boomin, Lizzy McAlpine, Benson Boone, Civerous

Is it bad? Definitely not! But I found myself continually checking my phone to see how many tracks were left.