Sex in the CT

After I have sex, I am really hungry. How long do I have to wait before I ask the girl to make a sandwich for me?-Bruce Wayne

First of all, make your own darn sandwich! This is the 21st century. Men can prepare food too. But if you want to save yourself the trouble, you could try using food during foreplay. This way you’ll be satiated in both ways post-coitus. If you are into bondage, experiment with licorice whips or chocolate handcuffs. For all-purpose fun try flavored lubricants and edible undies. Some even include your daily dosage of vitamin C. And do not rule out utilizing regular food like strawberries, whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and bananas. Those can be fun too and a bit heartier than the flavored lubricants.

How do I approach the subject with my significant other that I want to involve gerbils in coitus?-Squirrel Admirer on the Quad

Seek professional help. Contact CMHS at 275-2361.

Are there any exercises I can do to improve sexual performance?-Lost That Loving Feeling

There are a number of things you can do to enhance you and your partner’s enjoyment under the sheets. If you are a man, you may want to delay ejaculation so that you give your partner time to orgasm. Strategies for delaying include ejaculating more frequently (with practice from masturbating), continuing interaction past ejaculation during intercourse, changing positions, talking with your partner, and considering alternatives such as oral, manual, and vibrator stimulation. If you are female, you can make your vagina tighter by toning the muscle through the use of Kegel exercises. 1. Locate the muscles surrounding the vagina by stopping the flow of urination. An even more effective way of contracting the pelvic floor is to contract the anal sphincter as if to hold back gas. 2. Insert a finger into your vagina and feel the muscles tighten. 3. Squeeze the muscles for 10 seconds. Relax. Repeat 10 times. Squeeze and relax as rapidly as possible. These exercises should be done three times a day.Both men and women can increase their heart rate through aerobic exercise to increase stamina. There are so many ways to enhance sexual activities, most of which are particular to the couple. Just remember to communicate during love sessions for best results.



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