Archive: Aug 2001
The Hawaiian Whannabe
By Sid Jackler
They Twins
By Alex and Rich Golden
Dance groups desire adequate space
It is sad to me that the dance groups have no designated space to use and to call their own since the renovations of the dance studio. The renovation was a waste of money. In fact, it was a waste of my money. I cannot believe that the funding that went into the studio had […]
Football runs down Canisus for big Homecoming OT win
Head coach Mark Kreydt and his troops might not have been completely satisfied with their recent play, but it is hard to find fault in a thrilling triple-overtime 34-28 homecoming win over Canisius College during Sequicentennial Weekend, Oct. 14.Sophomore Greg Lozeau picked up the final 20 yards of his career high-tying 140 yards on the […]
True education faces real world
For me, it is senior year. Finally! Already? As the rsums are rolling through the printers at CLARC, students voice ominous complaints and worries about the ?real world? more frequently. I wonder what ?real world? means to them? Why do people not want to go there? Why have people insulated themselves from it for the […]
Reveling/Rocking' a melodic masterpiece for DiFranco
?Coming of age during the plague of Reagan and Bush / Watching capitalism gun down democracy / It had this funny effect on me? exclaims Ani DiFranco on her new record. ?Reckoning/Revelling? is DiFranco?s 15th album to date. This time around, DiFranco pleases her fans with an extra dosage by releasing a double album of […]
Terrifying toothpaste
There are a lot of things in this world that taste bad. I mean really bad. Bad beyond any taste sensation we humans were ever supposed to experience.It had been a late night. I had been drinking single malt scotches and Ale all night, and I was feeling rough.As I walked home, a horrible film […]
Horoscope
Gemini (May 21?June 21) ? Kindness is one of your beautiful traits, but it will not take you anywhere. Make use of those sharp claws on the nearest full moon. Cancer (June 22?July 22) ? So what if life is a pain? Get your tushie up and figure it out, but with your narcissistic nature […]
Spring break shenanigans
Spring break vacations are a funny thing. They are not typical vacations, like those you have taken in the past, where you feel it is your duty to hit a museum or two. Nor do you feel a need to soak up the local culture ? you would rather rape and pillage the society and […]
Men kick to the top of the ECACs
Men?s soccer won its third Eastern Collegiate Athletic Conference championship on Sunday Nov. 12 with a 1-0 victory over Nazareth College at SUNY Fredonia. Sophomore Jacques Appleby scored for the Yellowjackets midway through the first half as UR was able to hold on to its lead for the rest of the game thanks in part […]