chimp
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he answers every single question in bios using a text to speech technolgy that im pretty sure he invented himself. Read More
Disappointing
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I explained the wormhole situation, he sat me down on his couch and called me hysterical, and next thing you know his mouth was on mine and we were on the floor. Read More
coming back in style
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Our most relevant collective qualifications include having held the Opinions Editor position along with other positions in the CT before, in addition to being unintentionally funny AND people-pleasers to our own detriment. Read More
