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“editors” will wrap the article in highlights and comments, dissecting it under the cold glaring lights of the windowless, godless room. Read More

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Our most relevant collective qualifications include having held the Opinions Editor position along with other positions in the CT before, in addition to being unintentionally funny AND people-pleasers to our own detriment. Read More

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“I’d like to lay you out,” said the brunette to the other brunette of a comparable height. She twirled her brunette locks coyly. “I meant the newspaper. I’d like to lay out the newspaper.” Read More