chimp
old-facade
he answers every single question in bios using a text to speech technolgy that im pretty sure he invented himself. Read More
marriage
old-facade
I was holding Jimmithy’s hand with a ring on my finger. And... someone else’s. I turned to my side, and Steve Read More
Disappointing
old-facade
I explained the wormhole situation, he sat me down on his couch and called me hysterical, and next thing you know his mouth was on mine and we were on the floor. Read More
