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he answers every single question in bios using a text to speech technolgy that im pretty sure he invented himself. Read More

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“I’d like to lay you out,” said the brunette to the other brunette of a comparable height. She twirled her brunette locks coyly. “I meant the newspaper. I’d like to lay out the newspaper.” Read More

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It is our great misfortune to report on the arrest and deportation of our Opinions Editor, Frankie Brereton. Read More